CHAPTER-3

NEVER to DO list- Part I

2 and a half months to go, so this ones going to get edited real fast!! Ah, This could probably go on for ever!! And so here we go:

(1) Never get totally drunk!
Because you talk crap (aka mushy-mushy!), you land in the loo while looking for your room and you wanna jump off the 1st floor just for the fun of it!!

P.S.: For all my bros and sis, I never drink, never! Totally against my "principles"! And, WHY THE HELL are you reading my blog anyway! Shoo away!!

(2) No jokes about anyone behind their back.
Because then they kick you and you cant find 2 new players to make a crappy CS team!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Sainik1/J3HaaD
Ah WHAT THE HELL!

(3) Never talk to a girl on a friends phone.
Because he might put it in record-mode and your audio "Aaja, aaja ,come for me Naaa!" might become the highest 1st week grosser ever in IITG history!

(4) NEVER wear an all-whiter to a bash!!
Yea, you could do that and go win the so-coveted STYLE Dud Award!!

P.S.: By sheer "coincidence", a perfect set of those types are available at 259, Kapili, IIT Guwahati! Totally FREE!

(5) Same goes for translucent Kurtas (which were buried at an "undisclosed secret location" soon after), Multi-colored clothes (declared missing soon after!), Chyawanprash ads (every comp in IITG will be searched and the pics hunted down and deleted till the last one!) and hmm.. probably anything I EVER "try"!!

(4) No entering a room without knocking!
I'm sorry but no "because"s here! The Pappu-gate has left all those deep scars! I forever wish we had knocked! (lol lol lol)

To be continued very very soon..